You wanna know how to tell if you’re downloading a slow torrent? I now get excited when it tops 1.0 kbps. There’s only about 5MB left but I’m starting to think it would be quicker to swim to the single person seeding and ask them to just copy the file onto a disk for me. That or wait for continental drift to create Neo-pangaea so I can just walk.
One of my friends just sent me this and I felt I had to share it! I think it’s actually scarily accurate:

Merry Christmas to all! For those of you who do not recognise the holiday – happy holidays! International Talk Like A Pirate Day was a few months ago so we Pastafarians have got our celebrating out of the way already.
Another great comic from Piled Higher & Deeper.

The website on the billboard hell.co.nz is a pizza place (and notice the phone number – 0800 666 111). I wish there was one nearby as I can just imagine the fun you could have:
“Where are you off to?”
“I’m going to Hell.”
Or:
“Do you want pizza for dinner?”
“Go to Hell.”
